- Some idle scientists have discovered that it is possible to figure out when a woman is faking her orgasm by studying her brain wave patterns using a brain scanner. Yippee!!! So husband, when you and your wife are done making love, keep the romance going with you own personal candlelit brain scanner... Better yet, just buy a new king-size bed with the brain scanner in the head rest... What idiots!
- Usain Bolt, after his last place finish in the 200M finals at the World Champs, claimed that he was not injured, but "felt a tightness in [his] hamstring," and therefore stopped because he did not want to tear the hamstring. Oh... I didn't know 'hamstring' was the new metaphor for 'balls'! I get it now Usain, I get it.
- You know I had to take on Americans (I'll never get a visa again!). They have some odd speech habits, but one of my favourites is about tuna... Why is it that they refer to 'tuna' as 'tuna fish'? It's not as if there's a tuna goat, or tuna lizard, or tuna pig. For that matter, why don't they say 'poodle dog', or 'jersey cow', or 'stuart little rat'? Seems logical.
- Some of you may have heard me with this before, but nobody has put up any substantial argument to counter my theory. OK... us Jamaicans are all a part of the West Indies, correct? Good. This means we are all West Indians, right? OK, we're getting somewhere. Doesn't that therefore mean that we are all Indians? We're simply Indians of the west. Work with it, people! It's time we all accept our Indian heritage!
- Ramblings of a UWI student: Some time back, while on Rex Nettleford Hall, I overhead a convo where an adult lady spoke of the hot water that graced her shower's pipe that night. "Di hot wata did hot yuh see! Mi did haffi dilute it!"Hmmm... So she diluted water with... more water? One things for sure, something's dilute, but it ain't the water!
August 15, 2005
Bite Size 8
And now, a fresh bag of crackers...
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3 comments:
1. The question is, now that a man could find out (albeit in a cumbersome, unattractive way) that his partner is faking an orgasm - will he do anything about it?
Something tells me that quite a few men out there employ the rule one of my friends do: Who come first win.
2. Hey man, im young, an' it did col' no blow wow, an'...
3. To paraphrase a line in the musical My Fair Lady: "The Americans, well..., they haven't spoken english in years."
(an' don' worry bout di visa, there's a music video out that will definately make ur chances good)
4. Well, the ppl that Christopher 'discovered' here were Indians and they were populous until they were breeded out or killed out (violently or by forced nature[chicken pox]). So then they brought over the slaves and indentured labourers. The Indians they found were in the West - hence West Indies with the West Indians. So, technically we could also be West Africans. However, we don't want to forget the real ppl who were here first - The Indians.
5. Yeah - the intellectual ghetto.
Umm, wasn't Stuart Little a mouse?? :-)
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